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If You Can’t Get A Boner You May Have Coronavirus

By Russ Beretta
Published on March 13, 2020
Updated 3 years ago

Can’t seem to be able to get a boner? You heard that right! One of the symptoms of Coronavirus is the inability to arouse. So if you can’t a boner, chub, stiffy, hard-on, erection, woodie, or pitch a trouser tent, you may have Coronavirus!

Can't seem to be able to get a boner? You heard that right! One of the symptoms of Coronavirus is the inability to arouse. So if you can't a boner, chub, stiffy, hard-on, erection, woodie, or pitch a trouser tent, you may have Coronavirus! — Can’t get a boner? You may have coronavirus.

So tell your Uncle Joe that his boner pill might not work. Or wait, if viagra gives you a boner could it be the cure for the bug?….. Please do not try as this is not a suggestion, just a mere speculation.

Please consult your doctor if you can’t get a boner.

Read the full list of symptoms at CDC.