Can’t seem to be able to get a boner? You heard that right! One of the symptoms of Coronavirus is the inability to arouse. So if you can’t a boner, chub, stiffy, hard-on, erection, woodie, or pitch a trouser tent, you may have Coronavirus!
So tell your Uncle Joe that his boner pill might not work. Or wait, if viagra gives you a boner could it be the cure for the bug?….. Please do not try as this is not a suggestion, just a mere speculation.
Please consult your doctor if you can’t get a boner.
Read the full list of symptoms at CDC.